1.12.2005

Abaixo segue um excerto do roteiro do filme "10 coisas que odeio em você". Detalhe para o nome "Mrs. Blaise" do personagem do professor da protagonista, que no filme foi feito pelo ator Daryl Mitchell, mas no roteiro seria uma mulher.

MRS. BLAISE
All right. I'm assuming everyone found
time to compose, their poems. Except for
Mr. Dorsey, who's still in ICU.

Nerds in the back high-five each other.

MRS. BLAISE
(continuing)
Would anyone care to read theirs aloud?

No one moves. Then Kat slowly stands up.

KAT
I'11 go

Patrick looks up.

MRS. BLAISE
Oh, Lord.

She downs a couple Prozac

MRS. BLAISE
(continuing)
Please proceed.

Kat stands, puts on her glasses, and takes a deep breath
before reading from her notebook.

KAT
I hate the way you talk to me/ and the
way you cut your hair/ I hate the way
you drive my car/ I hate it when you
stare.

She pauses, then continues

KAT
(continuing)
I hate your big dumb combat boots/ and
the way you read my mind/ I hate you so
much it makes me sick/ it even makes me
rhyme.

She takes a deep breath, and looks quickly at Patrick, who
stares at the floor.

KAT
(continuing)
I hate the way you're always right/ I
hate it when you lie/ I hate it when you
make me laugh/ even worse when you make
me cry/ I hate it that you're not
around/ and the fact that you didn't
call/ But mostly I hate the way I don '
t hate you/ not even close, not even a
little bit, not even any at all


Esse filme é muito foda. Pode ser adolescentezinho babaca, mas eu curto deveras. Rock on.

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